i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)
when you put your pet on your lap and it goes away
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Girls with lowkey scratchy voices are mad hot.
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do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”